Today’s Rubber Ducky Leaves Little to the Imagination?

Is there a better symbol for the simplicity of our yesteryear than the iconic rubber ducky? It has been there for us in sickness and in filth. From our reliable bathing companion to the larger than life…

Taiwanese Laser to Destroy Global Keyboard Market

The entire planet’s manufacturing of individual plastic and ivory keys is now under threat. This new red menace plans to exterminate the last analog vestiges of our human writing tools…

Corn. It’s Not Just to Prevent Masturbation Anymore

In 1878 John Harvey Kellogg, a strict Seventh Day Adventist, invented Corn Flakes as part of his health regimen to prevent masturbation. He believed that bland foods decreased or prevented excitement and arousal…